Lynx's Be Like Now You See me Now You Don't

So last night I am watching some NJN with my mans and dem at the crib. For all of yall who don’t know about the NJN (New Jersey’s Public Television and Radio network) it’s the truth. I mean I am sure your town has something like it. It’s got a mix of PBS NOVA Animal Planet and BBC. Anyway so you know were faded and all of a sudden were watching this documentary on the Lynx called “Lynx: The Elusive Hunter”. And it was so crazy to learn about all the hardships these Lynx’ses got to endure just to survive the first year of live. In the beginning these cats can’t even see! They helpless just chillen in the den waitin for moms to finish huntin so they can get that breast milk. yamean?
But after just one year they are able to start huntin and murking shit out on their own. And I mean like on some vicious slick shit. They were straight pouncing on rabbits and all sorts of quick shit that you or I could never catch with our garbage eye sight and less than impressive reflexes. Then I learned that Lynx are rarely seen making them very mysterious animals of the forest. “Back in the day in Europe (that spot above and to the left of Asia) it was said the lynx was able to produce a gem. According to many bestiaries, the Lynx would urinate in a hole that it had dug in ground, and then cover it with dirt. The urine would form a gem after so many days. Forcing the Lynx to produce the gem was believed to be a devilish act. Many Medieval naturalists identified the gem as a carbuncle, which is an archaic term for the garnet. The typical feline behavior was interpreted as being somewhat "miserly" according to Medieval observers.” -Wikapedia What!? What!? Yeah, bet you didn’t even know about that. I’m about to cop like a farm of the those jawns and straight start slanging gems Yahmean? Lynx’s be on that straight miserly now you see me now you don’t shit and they be consortin with the Devil? That’s some G ass shit for a 30pound mammal. I mean serious they can do that when there like two years old. I don’t know one 2year old that could murk a deer. Do you? After realizing how beast these creatures are I was inspired to fined me some Lynx gear or gear inspired by this G ass mystical creature, so of course I popped it into the google. GOOGLE SEARCH: “Ill ass Lynx gear.” But nothing came up. I Know! I was like watchyoo mean no Lynx gear. Anyway I searched some more and did find this. It wasn’t as dope 0r vicious as the Wild Lynx of Europe but they still man. Check It!