“Cause when your on the China town bus you can’t think about it. You got’s to be about
it.”
Aright so you jumped out of bed its like 8:44 and you need to get your ass to NY real quick like. Now its early you aint packed shit but you know you gots to get movin. Try to keep it simple the trips going to be raw so dress comfortably but your also going to NY so at least make sure you looking a little hard body. Yamean? Sweatpants is cool I like to run the all black kit including leather sneakers (Incase of rain), you know. Something that says “YO I’m on my O-9 grind!, So stay out my way! ” After you got your gear on, your ready to roll to the train.
But SDon? What about brushing my teeth? What about breakfast? Isn’t that the most important meal of the day? Aint I need some vitamins or something?
To that I say, “Chill Dunny” your mans got the plans.
Aright so now your on your way down the street. That’s when you hit up your mans who lives right by the station. If you knows your man he’s tryin to ride and you know he does it proper in the morning you can smell the coffe when you get to the door and possibly even the sizzle of pancakes*. “Knock Knock” “who is it” “Bong rips son !” “Oh word God “ Yo truth be the word son “ bet” (door opens).
Aright so grub them cakes and drink at least 1.48 to 2.13 cups of coffee (anything less than 1.48 is useless but is also the minimun needed to to get you to the bus. Anything more than 2.13 might keep you up incase your trying to pass out on the bus.)
Next check your time you should be looking at atleast 40 to 32 minutes of time before you got to be at 11th and arch catching that bus. If this is so, pack that bong or rolls the fox up because now its really time to get ready. Yamean!? You should also be trying to get a little CNN on or a little MSNBC during this time. 1 because its important to go into your day having a global outlook and sense of what is going on all over this planet you live on. Lifes bigger than Philly or NY and if you meet some ill Political science major on the bus and this Jawn wants to talk about the Gaza strip or Samali Pirates your going to look like a ignorant ass chump.
Aright BUNG now you got like 25 minutes till departure. Make sure you got your shit in your pockets . If you got a bag make sure you got your I pod, laptop, cell phones, chargers, 1st disk of planet earth, etc are all accounted for. AND YOUR OFF to the train!
Slick mugs like me and my mans know how to time this train shit. Ideally you walk onto the platform as the train doors open and you glide in greezy on that VIP shit. But don’t sit down baby boy. Uh Uh. You still on mission mode. Stand near the doors and be the first one out that shit. But being by the doors also means getting to make the decision at other stops on weather or not the mug just getting to the turnstyle is going to get the door held by or pending time restraints may be getting the srry wave goodbye while your pointing to your casio watch.
Ok so your off the train and you are a block away from the bus. You realize you still got 10minutes. Damn! Its like you were on some time warp shit coffee got you moving and got you focused enough to navigate the maze while the buddha has you on that lucid self peace shit so you don’t stress all the haters on the train trying to harsh your mellow, because they see that yous that dude trying to take his. With this ten minutes bust into the WAWA. Grip a toothbrush, Listerine, a strawberry yogurt or your preferd flavor and large bottle of water. “but why Est-O? I know I need to brush and rinse but Yogurt? Water? You sound like you on some Yoga health shit son!”
Na dog , feel me on this. At this point the pancakes have turned to wet cement in your stomach and that mixed with 2.3 cups of coffee could have your stomach on some ruff shit. Now the yogurt has all those ill micro bacterias that will break down food and keep your digestive system as chill as your irey ass looks. Wit your Kiwi colored sunglasses on in the train even though its overcast and shit. And water son. This water son! This water right here! This shit is Def! But seriously hydration is key my man. If you aint properally hydrated your straight playin yourself. Doctors have straight proved that your like 70% water and that you need that shit to live. And if you aint stayin moist your body suffers physical and mentally. That be the truth son son. I read that shit in a book dog. . like last year… while I was in college… or you know when I was seein this girl who was in college. Yo but forget all that. Now you got all your supplies. Jump on the bus and et your hand to hand on with the china man on the bus you know sliden’em that 20 and getting that ticket. Seriously make sure you don’t let them dudes try to play you on some “ No you onry payed fur one! Ten mor Darrurs!” Fuck all that sheet.
Once you one get settled grab that brush and Listerine go get your mouf clean. Rinse with some of that water. Now you feelin clean, mouth all fresh and sheeet. Proceede to maybe get some light work done on your laptop or eat a valium turn your I pod on and zone in and out of consiousness for the next to hours. Enjoy the ride!
*Some of yall might be on some did this nigga say “pancakes?” Hell yeah I did! Real G’s know a hot stack of pancakes can sustain a full grown man for the whole day if necessary, sheeeeeeeet.
But SDon? What about brushing my teeth? What about breakfast? Isn’t that the most important meal of the day? Aint I need some vitamins or something?
To that I say, “Chill Dunny” your mans got the plans.
Aright so now your on your way down the street. That’s when you hit up your mans who lives right by the station. If you knows your man he’s tryin to ride and you know he does it proper in the morning you can smell the coffe when you get to the door and possibly even the sizzle of pancakes*. “Knock Knock” “who is it” “Bong rips son !” “Oh word God “ Yo truth be the word son “ bet” (door opens).
Aright so grub them cakes and drink at least 1.48 to 2.13 cups of coffee (anything less than 1.48 is useless but is also the minimun needed to to get you to the bus. Anything more than 2.13 might keep you up incase your trying to pass out on the bus.)
Next check your time you should be looking at atleast 40 to 32 minutes of time before you got to be at 11th and arch catching that bus. If this is so, pack that bong or rolls the fox up because now its really time to get ready. Yamean!? You should also be trying to get a little CNN on or a little MSNBC during this time. 1 because its important to go into your day having a global outlook and sense of what is going on all over this planet you live on. Lifes bigger than Philly or NY and if you meet some ill Political science major on the bus and this Jawn wants to talk about the Gaza strip or Samali Pirates your going to look like a ignorant ass chump.
Aright BUNG now you got like 25 minutes till departure. Make sure you got your shit in your pockets . If you got a bag make sure you got your I pod, laptop, cell phones, chargers, 1st disk of planet earth, etc are all accounted for. AND YOUR OFF to the train!
Slick mugs like me and my mans know how to time this train shit. Ideally you walk onto the platform as the train doors open and you glide in greezy on that VIP shit. But don’t sit down baby boy. Uh Uh. You still on mission mode. Stand near the doors and be the first one out that shit. But being by the doors also means getting to make the decision at other stops on weather or not the mug just getting to the turnstyle is going to get the door held by or pending time restraints may be getting the srry wave goodbye while your pointing to your casio watch.
Ok so your off the train and you are a block away from the bus. You realize you still got 10minutes. Damn! Its like you were on some time warp shit coffee got you moving and got you focused enough to navigate the maze while the buddha has you on that lucid self peace shit so you don’t stress all the haters on the train trying to harsh your mellow, because they see that yous that dude trying to take his. With this ten minutes bust into the WAWA. Grip a toothbrush, Listerine, a strawberry yogurt or your preferd flavor and large bottle of water. “but why Est-O? I know I need to brush and rinse but Yogurt? Water? You sound like you on some Yoga health shit son!”
Na dog , feel me on this. At this point the pancakes have turned to wet cement in your stomach and that mixed with 2.3 cups of coffee could have your stomach on some ruff shit. Now the yogurt has all those ill micro bacterias that will break down food and keep your digestive system as chill as your irey ass looks. Wit your Kiwi colored sunglasses on in the train even though its overcast and shit. And water son. This water son! This water right here! This shit is Def! But seriously hydration is key my man. If you aint properally hydrated your straight playin yourself. Doctors have straight proved that your like 70% water and that you need that shit to live. And if you aint stayin moist your body suffers physical and mentally. That be the truth son son. I read that shit in a book dog. . like last year… while I was in college… or you know when I was seein this girl who was in college. Yo but forget all that. Now you got all your supplies. Jump on the bus and et your hand to hand on with the china man on the bus you know sliden’em that 20 and getting that ticket. Seriously make sure you don’t let them dudes try to play you on some “ No you onry payed fur one! Ten mor Darrurs!” Fuck all that sheet.
Once you one get settled grab that brush and Listerine go get your mouf clean. Rinse with some of that water. Now you feelin clean, mouth all fresh and sheeet. Proceede to maybe get some light work done on your laptop or eat a valium turn your I pod on and zone in and out of consiousness for the next to hours. Enjoy the ride!
*Some of yall might be on some did this nigga say “pancakes?” Hell yeah I did! Real G’s know a hot stack of pancakes can sustain a full grown man for the whole day if necessary, sheeeeeeeet.
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Ima have to get my china bus game up now that we got this step by step booklet. Good looking out because ive been doing that shit wrong
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